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That Bloke Matti
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That Bloke Matti
Oy! I'm Matti.

Just a 23 year old crazy bloke from America who likes to talk funny. And plot world domination. If you like the things I post though, then we should totally be friends. I track the tag thatblokematti =D


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1000drawings:

sad ghost club  by Lize meddings

zanemalicks:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

i live in the usa and i hear and say this all the time yall aint special

And if they did I wouldn't be one of them.

marriedfx:

Things nobody likes to hear from a stranger… Married premieres tonight at 10p on FX. 

fingerblaster113:

Why do people hate on people who say “y’all” it’s easier fuck you

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

jowji:

if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again

mirkwoodling:

people who reblog your stuff and write nice things in the tags

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You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?

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andrewquo:

well no one else is gonna do it

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

gerommey:

gerommey:

a kanye west convention

I been thinking about this I can’t decide to call it conye or kanye fest

  #religion    #atheist    #funny    #christian    #haha  

harrypotterandthetardisofsecrets:

cumberbangers:

sspock:

sspock:

How many ears does Kirk have?

Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…

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and the final front ear

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I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame. 

rincentric:

gilbertbielschmidt:

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

jessiedoodles:

Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls.