Just a 23 year old crazy bloke from America who likes to talk funny. And plot world domination. If you like the things I post though, then we should totally be friends. I track the tag thatblokematti =D
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
i live in the usa and i hear and say this all the time yall aint special
Things nobody likes to hear from a stranger… Married premieres tonight at 10p on FX.
Why do people hate on people who say “y’all” it’s easier fuck you
I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in
if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again
people who reblog your stuff and write nice things in the tags
well no one else is gonna do it
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
a kanye west convention
I been thinking about this I can’t decide to call it conye or kanye fest
How many ears does Kirk have?
Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…
and the final front ear
I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame.
seduce me with ur history knowledge
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.